That's What We DO!: Hospital Know It All →
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left…
You’re a mess. A complete opposite of everything I’ve ever had. You’re quite and shy and wonderful. You have this ability to turn everything around and make me filled with a little spark that lets me remember everything is going to okay. Simply, you’re great.
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I am against nature. I don’t dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can’t touch with decay.
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